funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

toastoat:

toastoat:

this is my favorite wooden bear statue i have

toastoat:

toastoat:

this is my favorite wooden bear statue i have

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

ohnolucas:

toastbabeis:

protect female celebrities whose private photos get leaked at all costs

protect everyone whose private photos get leaked at all costs

"I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature.. All of this is art to me."
Hunter Reveu (via bl-ossomed)
"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches."
Dita von Teese  (via funeralfaerie)
  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no

chilling-with-changmin:

If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying